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Naptime DIY: Install the Kohler Touchless Toilet Flush Kit

My wife loves the fact that we don’t have to touch the toilet to flush it. “I touch enough crap in the day changing diapers. The fewer germs I come into contact with the better” she sai...


Blending of Families Going Well

It’s been about a month and a half since Ethan, Alex and I moved in with Ang and her clan of Hudson, Annie and Izzie. While Hudson is currently down with his Grandparents for the summer, ...


“The Elevator” : Convos With My 2-Year-Old

Most adults don’t realize that, all grown up, we will never want anything as excruciatingly bad as a child wants to press buttons. Elevator buttons especially! Add two mini humans i...


Are You Raising An Unreasonable Child?

Are you raising an unreasonable child? This is not a trick question. I don’t work for the Department of Child and Family Services. I’m not attempting to get you to make a confession that ...


Germany rules when Germany makes the rules

It took six hours to assemble our new basketball backboard and bracket. Thanks to instructions compiled by competing factions of preschoolers, those six hours transpired thus: two hours o...





Play Games… WITH PIZZA!

  The DiGeniuses at DiGiorno® helped us bring you this post, but the ideas are purely the symptoms of my own hunger and insanity and are intended for entertainment purposes only. Ple...


Watch: CHILDREN OF BATMAN perform BATMETAL to the tune of... DETHKLOK?

It's almost 3am here at Rock Father Mobile HQ, which tonight is a hotel room in Hummelstown, Pennsylvania - and while the girls are all asleep behind me, I can't seem to rest tonight, so ...


LULLABY VERSIONS OF FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH released - Hear "Battle Born" Now!

Since I'm out on the road this week doing a Great American Road Trip as part of my 2014 #RockFatherTour, some of the mainstream rock sites beat me to the punch on this one, but I need to ...


Our Seventy-Two Dollar Nap

I don't know how we got into this situation. I only know that it was the end of a VERY long string of crappy consequences for one little mistake.


The 37 Most Annoying Bloggers

Remember last September when we ran The 25 Most Annoying Bloggers & Why You Can’t Sleep With Them? That post may not have generated a ton of comments but it did cause multiple people ...






The Gloaming Light

There is a wakefulness between the purity of the aware and the somnolence of sleep that feels like anything is possible. It’s better than a dream. It’s a waking dream under my...




299 MORE Wrong Numbers

ALL NEW! I sent the same text to 299 random numbers, this time with a simple statement. "The world is better with you in it." The replies. Wow. I love people.



LEGO-Shell Partnership Claims Another Victim

Homeless polar bears. Drowning Santa. Emmet and Wyldstyle in a pit of black ooze — all tragic. Yet someone’s missing from this list… Graphic inspired by this. Which was inspir...


Does It Matter Whether You Rely Upon Intuition Or Desire?

Some might accuse me of melodrama for suggesting that I can relate to this scene from the end of Hancock but I don’t know if they would understand the reasons why. Can’t say t...


Does It Matter Whether You Rely Upon Intuition Or Desire?

Some might accuse me of melodrama for suggesting that I can relate to this scene from the end of Hancock but I don’t know if they would understand the reasons why. Can’t say t...