The Great Indian Curry .....
I am one of those annoying chaps, with strong repulsion towards social gatherings and hysteric aunties. My daily activities include frantic wake-ups, assertive and iterative nose-digging, long relaxing morning pee, dragging myself to office, writing some software codes, smoking my lungs out, rigorous blogging and being very active on Social networking sites. My write-ups here might be considered derogatorily sarcastic and wildly humorous in some cases, which is why, some of my honest fans, mostly hailing from poorer third world countries, often misunderstand me as a fun and social person. But I am not. Nevertheless, I do feel sorry for those fans of mine. The Government hasn’t been kind enough and the U.S has stolen all their oils. The only good stuff left in their pathetic lives, is probably the internet and my Blog.
Once an avid coder and technology enthusiast, a sudden realization had struck upon me. Codes don’t sell or get you laid either. The rare skill of convincing the world of your (non-existing) “Intelligence” and “dedication” does earn your bigger rewards. Silent pursuit isn’t appreciated. Noise is what gets heard. Hence, here I am, trying my luck, at a wide ensemble of spices, hoping for a perfect harmony and expecting a chaos which would echo down your digestive tracks and set the asses on fire.