The Kennedy Adventures!
Dianna is the 2010 version of the Well-Brought-Up-Southern-Girl. She knows shouldn’t give the children Twinkies for breakfast, drink hard liquor before 5 p.m., or scream obscenities at the top of her lungs, unless there are extenuating circumstances.
She lives in close quarters with a teenage Sybil, a pre-school Pampered Princess, the Twin Toddler Tornadoes, and her Handsome Hubby. There’s also a huge dog who resents losing his spot in the bed and a cat who’s on the brink of death (probably from stress).
A devout Catholic, she performs her best corporal works of mercy as a nurse in a rural, redneck Emergency Room. Handsome Hubby works at home and is well on his way to becoming a real estate mogul, as long as no one misplaces his keys.
A typical day finds Sybil sneaking out her bedroom window in the middle of the night, the Princess having screaming meltdowns in between verses of “All The Single Ladies”, and the Twins running naked through the neighborhood.
She homeschools because there’s just no freakin’ way she could get up early enough every morning to get those kids to school on time.