Housewife: I bake my own bread and forget to put my laundry in the dryer. I left the BS of corporate America to be a full time receptacle for my children's whining, and I love it. Occasionally. Survivor: I am coping with grief. Living with loss. I am kicking mental illness where it counts, and I am not giving up. I totally want to quote Corey Hart lyrics here OMG I am such an old lady. Feminist: I am a loudmouth Pacific Islander intersectional feminist who knows that only equal means equal, and everything else is just a different way to dole out injustice.