Humor to make you think - Thoughts to humor you... Randomnessessities are about everything and nothing. The mind produces about 50.000 thoughts per day. This site brings you the thoughts of a beaver interested in humanity, the Roswell Alien sharing his disappointments in humanity and a random guy writing letters to fictional people as if they were part of humanity. It’s really quite sad when you think about it.
- Feb 23, 2016 I Have Discovered the Fountain of Youth
- Feb 15, 2016 My Spirited Defense of Donald Trump
- Feb 08, 2016 I Recently Joined a Health Club. Eventually, I Might Even Try Using It.
- Feb 02, 2016 Don’t Let Email and Facebook Take Over Your Life
- Jan 18, 2016 My Plan to Donate My Powerball Jackpot Winnings to the Kids in Africa
- Jan 11, 2016 Announcing My Candidacy for President of the United States
- Dec 13, 2015 It’s a Wonderful Life (but it could have been better) – Part 2 of 2
- Dec 08, 2015 It’s a Wonderful Life (but it could have been better) – Part 1 of 2
- Nov 29, 2015 My Trip to the Dentist
- Nov 16, 2015 How to Help Your Child With Their Science Fair Project
- Nov 09, 2015 Have You Heard About Dyzastra?
- Oct 27, 2015 I love you daddy, but not enough to give you my Snickers bar
- Oct 20, 2015 The Secret to Decoding a Job Description
- Oct 06, 2015 Alexander Graham Bell’s first phone call – using Skype
- Sep 29, 2015 TGIT – Thank God It’s Tuesday
- Sep 22, 2015 WARNING: IMPROPER USE OF THIS PRODUCT COULD INDICATE YOU’RE AN IDIOT
- Sep 14, 2015 My Weekly Business Report – Retirement Edition
- Sep 07, 2015 What we WISH we could say to our kids
- Sep 01, 2015 Sears’ customer guarantee: Delivery between 1:45 – 3:45pm – No matter what!
- Aug 21, 2015 Windows 10 Introduces Wide Array of Exciting New System Errors
- Aug 03, 2015 Help your town. Become a criminal
- Jul 29, 2015 “Will you take $750 for that 2013 BMW?” – Helping my teenager buy her first car
- Jul 14, 2015 The joy of buying a new computer
- Jul 07, 2015 The case against marriage equality for left-handed people
- Jun 30, 2015 America is the greatest nation on earth – In your FACE, Denmark