Giant Sissy Bitch.
This is the backstory for why I was holding a knife and covered in blood from collar-bone to ankles by 8am every day. I was the kitchen manager at Lone Star Steakhouse and Saloon. In order to be a front-of-the-house manager, I had to be a back-of-the-house manager first. I was at work by 6am, […]
I do not have weed in my freezer
I’m not into that, but I am into fresh herbs. This simple concoction of Italian parsley, thyme, rosemary (and garlic) makes everything taste like you care – hooray! Chop them finely, strain the parsley with cheesecloth, add salt and pepper and bread crumbs to keep it from getting soggy. Done. Prepping food is the most time […]
The only time finding money is bad
Laundry is peaceful for me. There’s an unspoken satisfaction in it – a loving task for my family. Clean clothes are hung in the appropriate closets, and others are properly folded and placed into the correct drawers. In my heart I silently sing: Beautiful people, you have all that you need; go forth and prosper! […]
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